Sunday, October 26, 2008

NEWSFLASH: School is a bitch!

I realize that every teenager, anywhere in America and the majority of the rest of the world feels this way, but goddamn is it annoying. If we have devices that can read brainwaves and transfer them to computer games why the hell can't we put it into something useful, like, I don't know, chips that upload all the knowledge we need into our brains?
Now that I'd pay money for!
But alas, it is not so, and I am forever chained to the desk writing test corrections for the horrid monstrosity of Geometry.

It turns out that there is so much drama at our white, suburban high school that my head is spinning. Seriously, somebody needs to preform an exorcism on some of these bitches that make up these rumors.

"Did you here Margie is pregnant?"

"No way! Are you serious?"

"No, but let's pretend she is so everybody thinks she's a slut."

"Yeah, and while we're at it let's just write 'WHORE' in big letters across every other girl's forehead if they seem to be threatening us or making us feel insecure about our own promiscuous, shallow behavior."

"Right on!"

God save us. We're not going to get out of this alive.
But it beats middle school.