"Did you here Margie is pregnant?"
"No way! Are you serious?"
"No, but let's pretend she is so everybody thinks she's a slut."
"Yeah, and while we're at it let's just write 'WHORE' in big letters across every other girl's forehead if they seem to be threatening us or making us feel insecure about our own promiscuous, shallow behavior."
God save us. We're not going to get out of this alive.
But it beats middle school.